The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A.

Humor is basically a cognitive process. And it's a creative process not only on the part of the cartoonist but on the part of the viewer.

There is no Algorithm for Humor

While the end-of-the-world scenario will be rife with unimaginable horrors, we believe that the pre-end period will be filled with unprecedented opportunities for profit.

Im pretty adept with computers and Photoshop for my blog, and I found my style with a conversational voice and an image-ready column.

If you have any problems at all, don't hesitate to shut up.

I do find that humor helps in relationships. It certainly helps in my marriage now because I'm a very, very fallible person. And if I wasn't funny I'd be kicked right out the door.

The digital realm give cartoons and cartoonists more possibilities for exposure.

There is humor that's just whimsy, that we smile at, but the humor that we laugh at, someone has to be - someone's dignity has to be reduced.

Each cartoon needs the right amount of wrong.

There are no cartoons about happy marriages.

Will you love me enough?

Anyone who has a continuous smile on his face conceals a toughness that is almost frightening.

For things to change in our national life we must address the problems from the very root of it.

Sweet is a grief well ended.

Pick your battles, and accept yourself for who you are.

Myth is necessary because reality is so much larger than rationality...man is fundamentally mythic...His real health depends upon his knowing and living his metaphysical totality.

Listen not to the critics who put their own dreams on the shelf.

In general, with things unpleasant, the rule is: The sooner you hit bottom, the faster you surface.

Oh, how cowardly is wickedness always!