The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential.

George Jones may be gone but his music will live on forever. What a great voice and a great friend.

Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

Everything is beautiful in its own way.

People will remember a good comedy song a lot longer than they would some of the so-called straight love songs.

Whatever you think, don't never, unless you will.

Do you qualify to be alive or is the limit of your senses so as to survive?

Take your love and put it where the sun don't shine.

I had no idea that I could sustain a career as an artist. But, I loved music and wanted to be in the music business.

If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it oughta be enough for Uncle Sam.

Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills, take Jeremiah Peabody's polyunsaturated, quick dissolving, fast acting, pleasant tasting, green and purple pills.

Pretty great view. You think they’d do something about the sharks.

A smile says more than the way you laughPetra Hermans

I trained as a journalist in America where paying sources is frowned upon. Now I work in the U.K. where there is a more flexible attitude.

Conversion is a turning onto the right road. The next thing to do is to walk on it.

It's a faithless love, but you hit four good shots and you've started your day right.

No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.

Life is not a matter of place, things or comfort; rather, it concerns the basic human rights of family, country, justice and human dignity.

Oh, God, why don't I remember that a little chaos is good for the soul?

I realize Im an ambitious guy, but I just try to take things as they come, you know, for the most part.

Wake up, Astrid. Your psychotic criminal is playing with knives. (Sasha)