The game's in the refrigerator, the door's closed, the light's out, the eggs are cooling, the butter's getting hard and the Jell-O's jiggling.

You can't please everybody all the time, but you can please a majority.

Portland can put the champagne away and get out the bottled water, 'cause that's all they're gonna drink on their way home!

Anybody who doesn't think I want the Lakers to win is a fool. But I'm no homer.

The dollar that's being paid the players has hurt the game. The players take advantage of coaches. The players' attitude is, "I make more than you, so don't tell me what to do."

Players are spoiled by charter airplanes, the finest hotels, a big per diem every day.

Radio is the art form of sports casting. If you're any good, you can do a great job on radio.

You were my marital bliss, ” he said to me this morning. “You can be again!” You know what I answered? “A marital blister, that’s what we’ll have if I stay.

Innumerable are the illusions and legerdemain tricks of custom: but of all these perhaps the cleverest is her knack of persuading us that the miraculous by simple repetition ceases to be miraculous.

We need to see men and women as equal partners, but it's hard to think of movies that do that. When I talk to people, they think of movies of forty-five years ago! Hepburn and Tracy!

We leave as we came, and, God willing, as we shall return, with peace and hope for all mankind.

A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.

Every man who is worth thirty millions and is not wedded to them, is dangerous to the government.

Energy enables a man to force his way through irksome drudgery and dry details and caries him onward and upward to every station in life.

I don't feel the need to brand myself in that way [social media]. But as a means to share information and raise awareness of things, I think these social-networking platforms are unprecedented.

The universe is pregnant with signs that recall the presence of the Creator.

Estrangement shows itself precisely in the elimination of distance between people.