Portland can put the champagne away and get out the bottled water, 'cause that's all they're gonna drink on their way home!

The game's in the refrigerator, the door's closed, the light's out, the eggs are cooling, the butter's getting hard and the Jell-O's jiggling.

You can't please everybody all the time, but you can please a majority.

Anybody who doesn't think I want the Lakers to win is a fool. But I'm no homer.

The dollar that's being paid the players has hurt the game. The players take advantage of coaches. The players' attitude is, "I make more than you, so don't tell me what to do."

Players are spoiled by charter airplanes, the finest hotels, a big per diem every day.

Radio is the art form of sports casting. If you're any good, you can do a great job on radio.

And like a favorite old movie, sometimes the sameness in a friend is what you like the most about her.

Participating in Society in not a thing one can do naturally

I have forced myself to contradict myself in order to avoid conforming to my own taste.

You just have to live your life with confidence, not caring what they think. Just shake off the drama because you know you're better than they think you are!

My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.

I can't believe that out of 100 000 sperm you were the quickest.

If you live what you believe, you will always have the respect of others.

Interesting form of murder we come up with: Assassination. We assassinate people who've told us to live together in harmony and try to love one another. Apparently we are not ready to live together.

I guess life is full of maybes.

I think most actors are shy. I really do. The greatest actors can disappear. I had friends call me the Blend-In Man.