Jesus built a ship to sing a song to, it sails the rivers and it sails the tide. Some of my friends don't know who they belong to, some can't get a single thing to work inside.

We don't wear sequins because we think we're great. We wear them because we think sequins are great.

Warm evenings, pale mornings, bottle of blues

The first time I lose I drink whiskey, second time I lose I drink gin. Third time I lose I drink anything 'cause I think I'm gonna win.

Any girl can be glamorous. All she has to do is stand still and look stupid.

Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better.

But new love only lasts so long, and then you crash back into the real people you are, and from as high as we were, it's a very long fall, and we hit the ground with a thud.

You must empty out the dirty water before you fill the pitcher with clean.

I absolutely believe the Internet is passing from its free days into a paid system. Inevitably, I promise you, it will be paid.

I'm pretty sure that if you looked up the word "nuts" in the dictionary, you'll find my picture. Just another fun feature of my mutant-birdkid-freak package.

If I ever have a family one day, everything else will pale in importance to that.

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; an argument an exchange of ignorance.

To set a lofty example is the richest bequest a man can leave behind.

Self, service, substance is the Divine order and nothing counts until we give ourselves.