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The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds.


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You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."



If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.



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There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.



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There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.



I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.



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Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?



One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.



I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!



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What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.





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After all, a man's life, when all is said and done, should serve some greater purpose than that of a hero in a cautionary tale.



I have known men who could see through the motivations of others with the skill of a clairvoyant only to prove blind to their own mistakes. I have been one of those men.

I have known men who could see through the motivations of others with the skill of a clairvoyant only to prove blind to their own mistakes. I have been one of those men.



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If You're going to sweep the floor, sweep it better than anybody in town. And if You're going to play the guitar, really, really, really get in it, and don't be jivin'.



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Well, I’ve been in several films including documentaries, but the big blockbuster, I was hired as advisor to the actors, I was trying to make Jesuits out of them.



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The critical investment factor is determining the intrinsic value of a business and paying a fair or bargain price.



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For the Eye altering alters all; The Senses roll themselves in fear And the flat Earth becomes a Ball.




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