The emperor is in the Church, not about the Church.

I never thought I was a bad person. I just thought I was the one good person living in a world of bad people.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

There are three things in this world that will survive a nuclear explosion: Twinkies, cockroaches and Dean Ambroses.

I am actually as good as everybody else pretends to be. It's scary.

I've got ice water running through my veins, I'm cool.

No one heals himself by wounding another.

I am an unstoppable killing machine. I am the greatest champion that ever walked the face of this planet.

Our own evil inclinations are far more dangerous than any external enemies.

There's no, 'Oh my God, somebody else is gonna come back and take my spot.' I wanna have a spot that's my spot, that nobody can take away, because nobody else is me.

The rich man who gives to the poor does not bestow alms but pays a debt.

You only live twice:Once when you are bornAnd once when you look death in the face

Let's see if I can write about something other than my heart.

Without you, I’m not me. Something inside that I didn’t even know about is broken without you.

science is one, gods are manyscience allows change and accept new tested things but religion notscience laws are same all over earth but religions have different

Rain"Oh amiable rainWasher of treesand roofswho has prepared themforthe pink rayof evening("Poems")

It isn't true that the laws of nature have been capriciously disturbed; that snakes have talked; that women have been turned into salt; that rods have brought water out of rocks.

No life is so happy and so pleasant as the life of the well-govern'd angler.

We like to pile language on language. Hunter [ S. Thompson] was an influence on me, no doubt about it.

Creationist critics often charge that evolution cannot be tested, and therefore cannot be viewed as a properly scientific subject at all. This claim is rhetorical nonsense.

Some people are just born wack, you can't teach certain wackness.