I am an unstoppable killing machine. I am the greatest champion that ever walked the face of this planet.

I never thought I was a bad person. I just thought I was the one good person living in a world of bad people.

There are three things in this world that will survive a nuclear explosion: Twinkies, cockroaches and Dean Ambroses.

I am actually as good as everybody else pretends to be. It's scary.

I've got ice water running through my veins, I'm cool.

There's no, 'Oh my God, somebody else is gonna come back and take my spot.' I wanna have a spot that's my spot, that nobody can take away, because nobody else is me.

I like to go to bars and bang really ugly girls, I just like to, I'm just a sick guy.

I spent two months in a jail once. In a Mexican border town.

The wise shall learn.

Past data should only be used as a learning and not as a base for setting future goals

You've got to enjoy whatever you can and forget about the rest.

Before thinking about what you are going to say, think about what I am saying.

I agree with George Washington's concern about parties: They become an end in themselves, rather than being committed to helping people improve their lives.

Ask: is what I'm doing and thinking right now bringing me closer to myself or farther away? Opening my heart or closing it? You have a choice.

I did try to go to college and try to be an English major.

If there is to be no loss whatever of dignity or self-respect in getting and staying on relief, then there can be no gain in dignity or self-respect in makings some sacrifices to keep off.

The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life.

Other people may not have had high expectations for me... but I had high expectations for myself.