The elf was armed with a bow, a sword, and an overwhelming sense of his own importance.

You can’t fight if you’re drunk, ” she n

He ate with all the restraint of a nymphomaniac at an orgy.

A golden dragon. Splendid. My life expectancy has just become shorter than a gnome’s todger.

If I wanted a life of chastity I’d live with my wife.

It is fatal to forget the heavenly Father.

Did you hear what I was playing, Lane?I didn't think it polite to listen, sir.

Suicide is the selfishness at its maxima expression

I think I've proved that I'm not to be trusted, " he said."Then why do I feel safer now that I have in my entire life?""Because you're just as screwed up as me.

There are a lot of guys out there now who know they are not working as hard as other people. I can't fathom how they think.

Fashion is in the sky, the streets, fashion has to do with ideas, the way in which we live, the events surrounding us.

It's in their modest home. You go into their kitchen and serve yourself. It's all homemade. It's authentic Italian.

As long as I tell the truth I feel that nobody can touch me.

If you want to change the world, go home and love your family.

When you are rich, people try to take advantage of you.