A golden dragon. Splendid. My life expectancy has just become shorter than a gnome’s todger.

You can’t fight if you’re drunk, ” she n

The elf was armed with a bow, a sword, and an overwhelming sense of his own importance.

He ate with all the restraint of a nymphomaniac at an orgy.

If I wanted a life of chastity I’d live with my wife.

The horse does of two things. He does what he thinks he's supposed to do, or he does what he thinks he needs to do to survive.

Laws are silent in time of war.

In a controversy, the instant we feel anger, we have already ceased striving for truth and have begun striving for ourselves.

If God is satisfied with the work, the work may be satisfied with itself.

The greatest act of courage is to be and to ownall of who you are - without apology, without excuses, without masks to cover the truth of who you are.

The power which makes a man able to entertain a good impulse is the same as that which enables him to make a good gun; it is imagination.

I am not the Catholic candidate for President. I am the Democratic Party's candidate for President, who happens also to be a Catholic.

I'm not overweight. I flucuate between chubby and curvy.

A true bubble is when something is overvalued and intensely believed.

Run, run, run - with everything you have - into everything you are meant to be.