The drugstore is a wonderful place to see all manner of ailments.

The strangest thing about strange things is that they're only strange when you hear about them or think about them later, but never when you're living them.

I hum some secret place into being, thinking of this other me, the one that only I can see, a girl called She, who is not We, a girl who I will never be.

Write,' she said, 'as if you'll never be read. That way you'll be sure to tell the truth.

I'm not alone in having obese people in my circle and in my family. I have loved morbidly obese people, and I don't approach obesity with revulsion or judgment but with empathy and compassion.

Art isn't a product. It's an experience

The city, no matter how small, is corrupt and unrepentant, while the sun shines brighter in the country, making people more wholesome.

the only thing left to do is love

If heaven is tolerant and writers are allowed (bunch of liars though they are), I wonder if they gather for coffee to ponder the prose they should have written instead.

How cruel it must be for a man to live past his soul.

Winning the lottery is winning the lottery. It's highly unlikely and very unusual.

The humble Cumulus humilis - never hurt a soul.

If you're lonely when you're alone, you're in bad company.

Learning is something students do, NOT something done to students.

Pardoning the Bad, is injuring the Good.

In answering an opponent, arrange your ideas, but not your words.

Character is the aim of true education; and science, history, and literature are but means used to accomplish this desired end.

I have no sense of nostalgia. Tomorrow is what interests me.

The covetous man is ever in want.

I've been lifting weights since I was literally 15 or 16 years old. My muscles are short and powerful and built to lift heavy weights, not to be graceful and glide around a dance floor.

You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.