Piers Quotes

Piers Quote of the day

Those we love can but walk down to the pier with us - the voyage we must make alone.

A house is built of logs and stone, of tiles and posts and piers; a home is built of loving deeds that stand a thousand years.

I am just not a great fan of the Piers Morgan format. I would rather do something a bit more substantial.

There's nothing good on the news. You're not telling me CNN is all cats in trees, are you? Nothing can be that good if Piers Morgan is in it, you know what I mean?

I’m not being weird, you’re being a little rude. Don’t you think as a host, when I say ‘this is what I want to talk about’ that’s what we should address?

If you get made fun of working at Pier One Imports, you can't pelt them with poop.

I'm sure the next time Piers Morgan asks me to host his show again I will ask President Obama to be my guest.

You don't want to make an enemy of Piers Morgan.

Al the povere peple tho pescoddes fetten; Benes and baken apples thei broghte in hir lappe, Chibolles and chervelles and ripe chiries manye, And profrede Piers this present to plese with Hunger.