The cleanest civilization I’ve ever seen…and the number one thing you pack for a wedding is a jar of dirt?

I didn’t intend it to come out sarcastically, but I guess that’s just where my tone of voice automatically goes these days.

It’s a sad state of affairs when I’m the one bringing sanity to the equation

There’s an empty seat next to me in the ‘intensely aggravating’ section…and it’s got your name on it

Suddenly, I saw ocean again—then another horizon line—but this time the deep blue sky was on the wrong side of the line…the Holy crap, we’re upside down side.

I tried not to think of all the horror movies featuring this exact scenario, soon to be followed by an abundance of gratuitous blood and gore.

We broke into laughter—the kind that’s your only recourse when you feel like curling up in a fetal position and whimpering like a little girl.

You and your ‘potential’, ” I lazily rolled my eyes. “According to you, everyone has it…and no one is living up to it.

Silence upon silence, with a heaping pile of extra silence.

I’m not familiar with this word you were repeating before…‘cojones’, was it?”I blushed as Dominick patted me on the back. “Way to introduce him to the vernacular, Palta.

Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.” “Unfortunately, ” he said as gently as he knew how, “it would appear so.

Christmas When Music Almost Killed the World

In China, you've got six people buying for one child. But the thing is, you've got the largest rising upper-middle class in the world.

No concept is a carrier of life.

To reach people no one else is reaching we must do things no one else is doing

There is something good about the character of Gomez. I wouldn't trade the association with him for anything or any role that I might have missed.

During my time in the entourages of Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson, I never saw either of them attack and punish those who disagree, as Dobson does on a regular basis.

God knows better than we do what we need.

Choose your exercise using the same criteria you'd apply to choosing a date - that is, attractive to you and able to hold your interest for an hour.

Love is many things none of them logical.