Sarcastic Humor Quotes
Sarcastic Humor Quote of the day
It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half.
One might be led to suspect that there were all sorts of things going on in the Universe which he or she did not thoroughly understand.
Christians rejected the need for proof to support belief in God, yet dismissed proof altogether when it was there.
I choked on the air I'd just sucked in and swung around in disbelief. "What did you just say?""Me and the whole PD heard about your wet bra, so I'm assuming your panties are wet too.
it seems politicians projected the powerful brand called Ambedkar, rather than his ideologies. Like the ad says 'name is enough.
Oh. Sure. It makes perfect sense. Zane is a wolf because his father is an eagle.
I didn’t intend it to come out sarcastically, but I guess that’s just where my tone of voice automatically goes these days.
There’s an empty seat next to me in the ‘intensely aggravating’ section…and it’s got your name on it
The cleanest civilization I’ve ever seen…and the number one thing you pack for a wedding is a jar of dirt?
Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it.
Son, my dad said, every man needs a bitter, resentful woman in his life. Because there's nothing more touching to a mother's heart than to know that her son thinks of her constantly.
Whoosh! went the bluebird of sarcasm, zooming miles above Dale’s head.
While you were out JUDGING others, you left your closet door open...and guess what fell out!....Ooops
Mr. Sand, do you think it's possible to fall in love in the space of a single day?"He smiled. "I wouldn't know. I only fall in love at night. Never lasts beyond breakfast, though.
Celaena?” Sam asked into the dark. “Should I worry about going to sleep?”She blinked, then laughed under her breath. At least Sam took her threats somewhat seriously.
You’re starting to sound like one of those songs that DJ’s play when they wanna clear out the dancefloor.
If this constant bitter disappointment was love, then I was perfectly fine not to have anything to do with it.
If all it takes to motivate you is a quote then this quote has nothing to say – except to go soar with the freakin’ eagles.
In the battle of DNAs, your DNA will always win against the DNA of your father.
The worst thing about the dead rising? (Other than, you know, all the zombies?) The smell. Nothing kills the mood like the odor of three day old road kill and poo... -Katherine Anita Cho(KyCH)
I’d venture to guess that a list of things you know nothing about could fill volumes.
Never trust your colleagues. Work politics are founded by them.
Don't waste yer' breath kid. Explainin' anything to that one? It's like tryin' ta' slap the dumb off a retard... -George Foster
It’s a sad state of affairs when I’m the one bringing sanity to the equation
I wish I could say I’m low maintenance, but I like some of the finer things in life…like a toothbrush.
I’m not familiar with this word you were repeating before…‘cojones’, was it?”I blushed as Dominick patted me on the back. “Way to introduce him to the vernacular, Palta.
A lot of people are alive because I shed too much hair to get away with murder.
