The best part of breaking up... is when you're making up.

I felt obligated to change music to art, the same way that Galileo proved the Earth was round to the world and that the Sun did not stand still.

I'm not a bona fide human being.

Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.

Paul McCartney has a voice that can do anything!

God won't let me into heaven because I'm too evil.

People tell me they idolise me, want to be like me, but I tell them, 'trust me, you don't want my life.' I've been a very tortured soul.

Lenny Bruce died from an overdose of police

I've always had a problem within myself of feeling that people didn't really see me as a musician and I'm out to get a bit of musical credibility.

IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY!

The best way to be happy is to be kind to someone.

Every writer's got to pay some attention, I suppose, to what his critics say because theirs is a reflection of what the audience feels about his work.

I commanded a naval gunboat patrolling the Mekong Delta. Then when I came home after two tours of duty, I decided that the same sense of service demanded something more of me.

Mac [Barnett]and I both had times when we moved, started new schools, and we know how hard that was, figuring out your identity and who you're going to be at the new school.

Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two half-talents and come up with a career.

Bill and Hillary Clinton are the most investigated couple in American history - now the most thoroughly exonerated couple in American history.

But acting just sort of happened and I found that I loved it. It was such a challenge

Don't waste time looking for a better pencil: learn to write better.

Everything will be alright if we just keep dancing like we're 22.