The President needs me at the White House. It's autumn, you know, and the leaves need raking.

In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism. They have formed their own 4-H Club - the 'hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.'

There are people in our society who should be separated and discarded.

Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans; fools and women will take a little longer.

Some newspapers dispose of their garbage by printing it.

Perhaps the place to start looking for a credibility gap is not in the offices of the Government in Washington but in the studios of the networks in New York!

Yippies, Hippies, Yahoos, Black Panthers, lions and tigers alike - I would swap the whole damn zoo for the kind of young Americans I saw in Vietnam.

I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.

Confronted with a choice, the American people would choose the policeman's truncheon over the anarchist's bomb.

I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.

The thinness of contemporary life. I can poke my finger through it.

If you don't get killed, it's a lucky day for anybody.

Its an honor to be chosen to represent the best hockey game in the world,... Hockey fans are looking for the most authentic experience and NHL 2K6 delivers it.

I went to St. Petersburg - St. Petersburg is awesome.

I live in my dreams — that's what you sense. Other people live in dreams, but not in their own. That's the difference.

Innovating economies expand and develop. Economies that do not add new kinds of goods and services, but continue only to repeat old work, do not expand much nor do they, by definition, develop.

It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present at the conception.

Theater makes working in movies or TV seem like a cake-walk.

Mathematics is not merely an idle art form, it is an essential part of our society.