The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23!

Hungary is very similar to Bulgaria. I know theyre different countries.

Argentina won't be at Euro 2000 because they're from South America.

They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that.

Goalkeepers aren't born today until they're in their late twenties or thirties.

In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg.

What United have got that Chelsea haven't is Paul Scholes. I think he is different to anything else in English football.

I had Micah Richards as a player at 16 and he was a man then. What is he now? A bigger man, probably

English football is in a bad way because the foreign players here are so good, so dominant.

Luis Figo is totally different to David Beckham, and vice versa.

I'd love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half-time.

We have a world full of women who are unable to exhale fully because they have for so long been conditioned to fold themselves into shapes to make themselves likeable.

When a just cause reaches its flood-tide as ours has done ... whatever stands in the way must fall before its overwhelming power.

Taste cannot be controlled by law.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

Then clear on a flute of purest gold A sweet little fairy played. And wonderful fairy tales she told and marvelous music made.

I am currently talking to one of the studios about making American Star as a TV series.

I'm a little bit too obsessed with the news. I find the news easier to follow than narrative entertainment programs.

Today there are no more irreconcilable enmities, because there are no more disinterested emotions: that's a good thing born from a bad thing.

There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.

I don't see much difference between prose poems and flash fiction (I've often taught the latter as the former), but then I also don't see that much difference between art and poetry.