The Earth is God's pinball machine and each quake, tidal wave, flash flood and volcanic eruption is the result of a TILT that occurs when God, cheating, tries to win free games.

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for.

Let us live for the beauty of our own reality.

Don't confuse symmetry with balance.

The brown paper bag is the only thing civilized man has produced that does not seem out of place in nature.

Cries for help are frequently inaudible.

The enemy is the tyranny of the dull mind.

...disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business....

They accepted my donation, so they're aware they'd better serve my interests or I'll buy some leadership that will.

The highest men are calm, silent and unknown...The true masters seldom reveal themselves, except in the vibrations the leave behind, and upon which the lesser gurus build their doctrines.

Purpose! Purposes are for animals with a hell of a lot more dignity than the human race! Just hop on that strange torpedo and ride it to wherever it's going

If financial assets no longer work for you at a rate far and above the rate of true wealth creation, then you must work longer for your money.

Everybody has their favorite character.That's the only way I pick, whatever is going on in society, whatever I think folks will laugh at that's what I come up with.

I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women.

My favorite author's question of all time - because it's so simple to answer ... 'Is your hair really like that, or do you get it done?

I want to live faster, faster, faster! ... I fear that this desire to live always at high pressure is the presage of a short existence. Who knows?

Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.

You don't win everything. And you ultimately have to take what you get. I think on the case of [Donald] Trump, there's a much bigger upside than down side.

I have always watched the Race of Champions on TV every year and dreamed about participating one day. It's fantastic to be invited; I'm so happy.

I sometimes feel that I'm impersonating the dark unconscious of the whole human race. I know this sounds sick, but I love it.

Teaching is not filling up a pail, it is lighting a fire.