The Democratic Party has pretty much abandoned all the things that they cherish.

Programs that pay farmers not to farm often devastate rural areas. The reductions hurt everyone from fertilizer companies to tractor salesmen.

Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision.

You cannot get ahead while you are getting even.

Hillary Clinton bothers me a lot. I realized the other day that her thoughts sound a lot like Karl Marx. She hangs around a lot of Marxists. All her friends are Marxists.

If I were in the President's place, I would not get a chance to resign. I would be lying in a pool of my own blood hearing Mrs. Armey, standing over me, saying, 'How do I reload this damn thing?'

Demagoguery beats data in making public policy.

The American Dream is not to own your own home, but to get your kids out of it.

The average family pays more in taxes than it spends on food, clothing, and shelter combined.

Politics will sooner or later make fools of everybody.

The reason families need two incomes today is not to support themselves but to support the government.

There's just so much to live for.

As we plant in tears, we shall harvest with joy.

Not being allowed to persecute someone else in the name of your religion does NOT equate to religious persecution.

Maybe good luck was like bad luck in that it took a while to sink in.

I've always looked upon the Ducks as caricature human beings. Perhaps I've been years writing in that middle world that J.R.R. Tolkien describes, and never knew it.

If you can trust God to save you for eternity, you can trust him to lead you for a lifetime.

The creditor whose appearance gladdens the heart of a debtor may hold his head in sunbeams and his foot on storms.

Ricky Gervais is a genius.

It is good manners, not rank, wealth, or beauty, that constitute the real lay.

I lived in the world of poetry and ideas. I thought life was all about art and philosophy. In the military, I suddenly found out about the real world.