If I were in the President's place, I would not get a chance to resign. I would be lying in a pool of my own blood hearing Mrs. Armey, standing over me, saying, 'How do I reload this damn thing?'

Programs that pay farmers not to farm often devastate rural areas. The reductions hurt everyone from fertilizer companies to tractor salesmen.

Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision.

You cannot get ahead while you are getting even.

Hillary Clinton bothers me a lot. I realized the other day that her thoughts sound a lot like Karl Marx. She hangs around a lot of Marxists. All her friends are Marxists.

Demagoguery beats data in making public policy.

The American Dream is not to own your own home, but to get your kids out of it.

The average family pays more in taxes than it spends on food, clothing, and shelter combined.

Politics will sooner or later make fools of everybody.

The Democratic Party has pretty much abandoned all the things that they cherish.

The reason families need two incomes today is not to support themselves but to support the government.

Don’t try to use God to achieve your purpose. Rather, aim to achieve His

We can not say for the memories "go away", we can only protect us as they hit.

Architects of grandeur are often the master builders of disillusionment.

What, do you think that feminism means you hate men?

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.

Sometimes you need to get away for a few weeks just to figure out who you are again.

A man in a well tailored suit will always shine brighter than a guy in an off-the-rack suit.

We are called by God to do theology, that is, to live our lives with a moment-by-moment consciousness of God.

That's what the Ivy League is. And many of the people there are legacy. Their families went there; their families are in government. The kids go there.

I did not become a father because I am fond of children.