The Canadian version of Julius Caesar's memoirs? I came, I saw, I coped.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

Simple minded people do things like gossip, lie, spread rumors, and cause troubles. But, I know you're more intelligent.

Character is not made by crisis. It is only exhibited.

I believe in living healthily and sustainably, and looking to nature for renewal and inspiration.

Because I can count on my fingers the number of sunsets I have left, and I don't want to miss any of them.

There is no justification for present existence other than its expansion into an indefinitely open future.

Courage, kindness and a great determination to succeed in life with a smile were hallmarks of my wonderful wife. And why her story deserves to be told.

Wanting ... is something 'having' cannot cure.

I'm a big fan of pirates in general.

We are limited by our visual, physical senses; yet from the Scriptures we can readily conclude that heaven is indeed not distant at all. It is nearby.

I miss you so much your absence causes me, at times, accute pain. I don't mean sexually. I mean in connection with my writing.