The Bush Cabinet is quite interesting, there are no flashy people in there. No stars. They all seem quite focused and serious and knowledgeable about the areas to which they have been appointed.

The helicopter is a fine way to travel, but it induces a view of the world that only God and CEOs share on a regular basis.

Reality TV is sleazy, it is manipulative. It is as momentary as anything in popular culture.

Killing is the payoff of war.

You can never have enough garlic. With enough garlic, you can eat The New York Times.

Kids' views are often just as valid as the teachers'. The best teachers are the ones that know that.

It is always disarming to treat with the enemy, so to speak.

I would trust citizen journalism as much as I would trust citizen surgery.

We are on Sunday night because that is where they put us 30-odd years ago. I think we became a habit.

The Republicans learned well from Bill Clinton.

Whenever it's suggested that our sponsors have some kind of influence or control of what we cover in some kind of censorship through financial pressure, it's rubbish. That's never happened.

Well we've moved through the funfair a bit - we've done the rollercoaster, now we're on the ghost train.

If I can make you angry... I have passed your guard again. I have given you something to think about besides the Game

Once I wanted total happiness - now I will settle for a little less pain.

I couldn't tell if I was perspicacious or paranoid.

If you play a Nickleback song backwards you'll hear messages from the devil. Even worse, if you play it forwards you'll hear Nickleback.

I can make cookies and do easy stuff. Pies are very specific and hard to do well though.

I don't know why it surprises people that I surprise them.

So many of our lessons are learned, it would seem, too late to use on Earth.

I have the most fun snowboarding when it's just me and my brother.

Progress equals happiness.