The BALLPOINT PENGUINS, black and white, Do little else but write and write.Although they've nothing much to say, They write and write it anyway....

It's compassion that makes gods of us.

Look around the table. If you don't see a sucker, get up, because you're the sucker.

They whooped our tail last time we was here. So it's time for a little revenge, and show that Florida football is coming back.

I cannot comprehend the neglect of a family library in such days as these." - Mr. Darcy

The goals of content are consumption, then behavior. The goals of social are participation, then behavior.

A beautiful smile is to the female countenance what the sunbeam is to the landscape; it embellishes an inferior face and redeems an ugly one.

Lazy people can't practice Ashtanga Yoga

Besides, killing all the humans will totally trash the cable schedule, and there are some shows I'm really excited to have back on the air.

The body is a bundle of careful compromises.

Every cloud engenders not a storm.