Besides, killing all the humans will totally trash the cable schedule, and there are some shows I'm really excited to have back on the air.

The difference between the truth and a lie is that both of them can hurt, but only one will take the time to heal you afterward.

I've got no problem with octopuses. It's bugs and spiders that I don't like. Octopuses are cute, in their own 'nature did a lot of drugs' sort of way." - Becks

Be good. Be kind to each other. And if there's somebody you love, tell them. The world always needs more love.

I guess in the end, it doesn’t matter what we wanted. What matters is what we chose to do with the things we had.

Think about that for a moment. They died for you. Now take a good look at the life you're living and tell me: Did they do the right thing?

Pronouns are only useful when you combine them with other words. I have a few I can give you, if you're at a loss.

The only thing we have in this world that is utterly and intrinsically ours is our integrity.

I feel the closest to crazy when I'm disagreeing with the voice in my head

Sorry...I got distracted listening to you and hot glued myself to my unicorn

I'm a decent sprinter and I can gun a motorcycle from zero to suicidal in less than ten seconds.

I think horror, when done well, is one of the most direct and honest ways to get to the core of the human experience because terror reduces all of us to our most authentic forms.

There are only two ways we can be beaten: we die or we give up. And we're not giving up.

I just can’t do it anymore. It’s too painful. It doesn't mean I’m over you, it means I’m not going to waste the rest of my life being haunted by your memory.

Whether solid rockets are more or less likely to fail than liquid-fuel rockets is debatable. More serious, though, is that when they do fail, it's usually violent and spectacular.

If the triangles made a god, they would give him three sides.

I love to laugh, I love the joy of life, and I love sharing it.

I used to always run off at the mouth and talk about people. I just didn't know that it would make a living for me.

I want to see more companies do profit-sharing. If you help create the profits, you should be able to share in them, not just the executives at the top.

There are many more want-to-be writers out there than good editors.

Man is an emotional animal, occasionally rational; and through his feelings he can be deceived to his heart's content.