That night it felt that somehow by flicking them off the roof, the matches would burn down everything, the sparks from the tips of the flames, torching the world and all the heartbroken people in it.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Impossible is nothing.

Being loud after drinking wine doesn't help. Being silent after drinking wine doesn't help. Nothing really ever gets solved either way.

It makes no difference to my family where one comes from as long as we make each other happy. They are pretty cool like that.

I'm a huge fan of 'Sons of Anarchy.'

one day anyone died i guess (and noone stooped to kiss his face) busy folk buried them side by side little by little and was by was

I thought the Hall of Fame was for superstars, not just average players like me.

No structure of virtue can possibly be raised in our soul unless, first, the foundations of true humility are laid in our heart.

Immaturity is the inability to delay self gratification.

History teaches us hope.

The absolutely worst thing that could happen to anybody in politics when they're appearing in public is to sweat.