Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Someone feeling wronged is like someone feeling thirsty. Don’t tell them they aren’t. Sit with them and have a drink.

All life on earth is inextricably bound together in a web of mutual interdependence.

You may have made some mistakes, but just like a parent helps their child when they are learning to walk, God will help you get right back up anytime you fall.

One world, one mankind cannot exist in the face of six, four or even two scales of values: We shall be torn apart by this disparity of rhythm, this disparity of vibrations.

A tainted society has invented psychiatry to defend itself against the investigations of certain superior intellects whose faculties of divination would be troublesome.

I've made an incredible amount of money stealing fans from homeowners.

Women never really command until they have given their promise to obey; and they are never in more danger of being made slaves than when the men are at their feet.

Respect only has meaning as respect for those with whom I do not agree.

I was good at football and cricket at school. My dad said, 'Son, be an architect,' and I came to Melbourne passionate about becoming an architect.

Good manners consist of doing precisely what everyone thinks should be done, especially when no one knows quite what that is.

God cannot be an object. It is deepest depth of your own being. How can you see it.