That Shay was in possesion of hand grenades was a comforting thought showed what kind of night this had become.

I've learned from my dealings with Johnny Carson that no matter what kind of friendship you think you have with people you're working with, when the chips are down, it's all about business.

Jewels five-words-long, That on the stretch'd forefinger of all Time Sparkle forever.

It hurts the bald-head just as much as the thatched-head to have his hairs plucked.

I grew up in a country that I thought was special. And it was.

I was just a kid, but I was a rotten kid.

Delight in meditation and solitude. Compose yourself, be happy. You are a seeker.

There's nothing about interdependence that would keep somebody from making art.

If every man was as true to his country as he was to his wife, we'd be in a lot of trouble.

When [Donald Trump] talks about a rigged election, he's not talking about the fact that it's going to be rigged at the polls. What he's talking about is 80% to 85% of the media is against him.

The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.