Thanks [Donald] Trump for exposing evangelicals as 'shameless hypocrites'.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Ask very little but ask of everyone.

Life is a journey through either experiences or experiment.

It is not a lack of love but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

We don't take photographs with our cameras, we take them with our hearts and our minds. They are a reflection of ourselves...wha t we are and what we think.

Americans tend to endorse the use of physician-assisted suicide and euthanasia when the question is abstract and hypothetical.

A man who is very busy seldom changes his opinions.

When one man dies, one chapter is not torn out of the book, but translated into a better language.

In the early days of his reign, Bismarck confided to a friend that it would some day be necessary for Germany to confine William II in an insane asylum.

John Boehner chose a huge gavel. I think somebody's compensating for his small government.

Excellence is not an aspiration. Excellence is what you do in the next five minutes.