Tease hair, not homos!

I'm not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamour.

The generation that has the greatest access to knowledge in the history of mankind is the one that cares the least about it.

If we're all going to hell in a handbasket, we might as well make it a party on the way down

Watch out for the average--they're usually hiding something big.

There are people who have too much space between their ears, and given the time, do nothing but free fall forever inside their head. It's a spooky thing to be left alone inside an angry innerverse.

Don't sleep through your dreams.

Funny, that no matter where you are in the world, there's always someone eager to help you destroy yourself.

It's a spooky thing to be left alone inside an angry innerverse.

The true nature of evil is that it is so very casual.

I give you bitter pills, in a sugar coating. The pills are harmless - the poison's in the sugar

We should bloom like a flower without reservation or restriction, but with all our energy, power, and great love for this world.

However, if you fail to prepare, you will either go through stress to win your race or you may quit when the battle becomes tougher than you ever imagined.

Patience is a most necessary quality for business many a man would rather you heard his story than grant his request.

Morale is faith in the man at the top.

when you are old and realize that time is running out, you start imagining that you have the cure for all the ills of the world in your hand, and get frustrated because no one pays you any attention.

I think there are good men and women in all decades. We've grown cynical. And look at what we do to all our heroes: Churchill, FDR, Kennedy, they all had affairs. But heroic things happen every day.

God has a plan for you today: one designed to help get you to Heaven.

I'm allergic to rocks hitting me in the face.

I'm tired of pretending that everything's fine just so I can please everyone else.

It's an old anarchist dream that people can take care of their own lives.