Talking about things that are understandable only weighs down the mind.

God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.

I am dying. Please ... bring me a toothpick.

Applause that comes thundering with such force you might think the audience merely suffers the music as an excuse for its ovations.

The work of art is a stuffed crocodile.

To be weird! That is my goal!

Blind and unwavering undisciplined at all times constitutes the real strength of all free men.

It is conventional to call 'monster' any blending of dissonant elements. I call 'monster' every original inexhaustible beauty.

God is the shortest distance from zero to infinity.

Laughter is born out of the discovery of the contradictory.

Dawn was breaking, like the light from another world.

I didn't dream about you last night. I woke up in fear.

I just got tired of being overweight and unfit, so I changed my diet from hamburgers to yogurt and muesli, and it seems to work.

I have never found in a human being loyalty that is comparable to a dog's loyalty.

The unimaginable always becomes the unforgettable.

Just be true to you. What works for me might not work for someone else and what works for someone else might not work for me.

I played with a lot of great players before. They're all the same. They take a lot of responsibility for their own play, put a lot of pressure on themselves to perform and to play well.

You know my God. My God is called love

Hiding spending does not reduce spending.

People kept passing our [ with Robert Ben Garant] script around, and suddenly we had this reputation as screenwriters, which we're not - we're sketch comedy guys.

I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.