TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

There are truths that are not for all men nor for all times.

And thou shalt in thy daughter see, This picture, once, resembled thee.

Always remember, believe in today, believe in tomorrow, believe in yourself, and whatever happens, don't jump.

This part of my life, this little part, is called happiness.

It's important to be a global citizen at the same time and appreciate different cultures and different people and different ways of life.

The rate of population growth in the United States is slightly below that required to reproduce itself.

I really like doing portraits, but I like taking pictures of things that are natural, like scenery, too.

History is moving pretty quickly these days, and the heroes and villains keep on changing parts.

As young, hot actors living in Hollywood, you get even more attractive.

Look for the answer inside your question.