THERE ARE SOME MEN who enter a woman’s life and screw it up forever. Joseph Morelli did this to me—not forever, but periodically.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Personally, I was never the cool kid. I was always sort of a bookworm.

I must write it all out, at any cost. Writing is thinking. It is more than living, for it is being conscious of living.

Nothing in life is more necessary than friendship.

We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.

In most cases, people, even wicked people, are far more naive and simple-hearted than one generally assumes. And so are we.

Am I a fool to hope for kindness/support from someone u have given nothing but that to?

My latest found, Heaven's last, best gift, my ever new delight!

The tremendous efficiency and economy of the book has once again demonstrated itself. It's the world's most patient medium.

There was a gas strike, oil strike, lorry strike, bread strike, got to be a Superman to survive.

What our Lord said about cross-bearing and obedience is not in fine type. It is in bold print on the face of the contract.