Stinky says women should be obscene but not heard.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

I know I can't change the past. Not my mistakes or the mistakes of others. But I can begin by changing me.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

It is difficult to violently suppress people in the long run, as the example of the Soviet Union and the Eastern European countries has shown.

Peace without justice is an impossibility.

Euclid taught me that without assumptions there is no proof. Therefore, in any argument, examine the assumptions.

If you don't love acting more than anything else, don't do it. It's not a normal life. It will take you away from your family, friends and life in general.

To prevent the workers from going to their work by standing in front of them is pure violence and must be given up.

...Silicon Valley's success comes from the way its companies build alliances with their employees.

I guess the most interesting thing that people think is I'm English [because of The Mighty Boosh].

I was really interested in collecting insects.