Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and win a pennant.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

Before marriage a man prays that she accepts, after marriage a woman prays that he accepts

The fatal problem with poetry: poems.

Compromise if not the spice of life is its solidity.

The most reliable way to predict the future is to create it.

Contemporary art challenges us.. it broadens our horizons. It asks us to think beyond the limits of conventional wisdom.

Woman is always fickle - foolish is he who trusts her.

Only a couple of times have I ever been to church and felt enlightened by it.

For souls nobly born, valor doesn't await the passing of years

We could not have gotten where we are without coming the way we came.

There are things that feel so small but are such a big part of life.