Somewhere in the world is...The world's worst doctor and he could be yours.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

For some it is harder towrite a novel than to row a bathtub across the North Atlantic.

It’s like we are having a harvest of destruction in our nations, continent and world today, all because of ignorance.

We are like islands in the sea, separate on the surface but connected in the deep.

All these songs honestly explore the ups and downs of my reality.

I don't write on demand - I wait for inspiration to come.

I think sometimes you are born with a song.

Non-action is unceasing activity. The sage is characterized by eternal and intense activity. His stillness is like the apparent stillness of a fast rotating gyroscope.

He that can work is born to be king of something.

When a man is out of sight, it is not too long before he is out of mind.

Oh I'm sorry - I don't follow football.