Sometimes, there's no one around to tell you to be quiet... to be very, very quiet. Sometimes you need to be quiet when you're all alone.

No one knows for certain how much impact they have on the lives of other people. Oftentimes, we have no clue. Yet we push it just the same.

Everything...affects everything

After all, how often do we get a second chance?

A lot of you cared, just not enough.

Here's a tip. If you touch a girl, even as joke, and she pushes you off, leave... her... alone. Don't touch her. Anywhere! Just stop. Your touch does nothing but sicken her.

I can't. You can't rewrite the past.

Maybe if I forgot things once in a while, we'd all be a little bit happier.

But I do know which is the least popular. The truth.

I decided to find out how people at school might react if one of the students never came back.

But you can't get away from yourself. You can't decide not to see yourself anymore. You can't decide to turn off the noise in your head.

When you are a grown up your brothers become your neighbors and your unconditional brotherhood become your conditional neighborhood.

I could always make people laugh.

The future is going to take care of itself, like it always has.

Life is not to be told, call it as loud as you like, it will not tell itself.

There'll be times when the only refuge is books. Then you'll read as if you meant it, as if your life depended on it.

that arctic blast you're feeling? it's the chill coming off my cold shoulder

A man is as big as the measure of his thinking.

I like to get people fired up, fill them with zeal for McDonald's, and watch the results in their work.

It makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to make people feel terrible about their bodies from the second they wake up ,so I sort of try to subversively undercut that.

We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one.