I can't. You can't rewrite the past.

No one knows for certain how much impact they have on the lives of other people. Oftentimes, we have no clue. Yet we push it just the same.

Everything...affects everything

After all, how often do we get a second chance?

A lot of you cared, just not enough.

Here's a tip. If you touch a girl, even as joke, and she pushes you off, leave... her... alone. Don't touch her. Anywhere! Just stop. Your touch does nothing but sicken her.

Maybe if I forgot things once in a while, we'd all be a little bit happier.

But I do know which is the least popular. The truth.

I decided to find out how people at school might react if one of the students never came back.

But you can't get away from yourself. You can't decide not to see yourself anymore. You can't decide to turn off the noise in your head.

I simply wanted a kiss. I was a freshman girl who had never been kissed. Never. But I liked the boy, he liked me, and I was going to kiss him. That's the story, the whole story, right there.

The brave with all of their weaknesses are better than the cowardly with all of their strengths.

Because when I dream, I feel no fear, And when I am fearless, I am my most creative self.

Chi-Os were ideal partners for all occasions. They were discrete, desirable, tactful, polite, and fun... Every mom dreamed of her son coming home with a Chi Omega, a woman's woman.

Well, I've never really been one to try to be politically correct. I just feel truth is truth, and sometimes I probably offend some people.

When I heard you could get a disease from playing with your prairie dog, I thought, 'Wow, what a euphemism.' I thought playing with my prairie dog was the best way to avoid diseases.

Imagine blocks and blocks of no cocaine, blocks with no gun play.

At the end of the Beatles, I really was done in for the first time in my life. Until then, I really was a kind of cocky sod.

If you can think about what you want in your mind, and make that your dominant thought, you will bring it into your life.

Haymitch said you'd take a lot of convincing.

Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian.