Sometimes i wish that I was a man so I could tell haters to 'blow me.

Transform yourself from desperate doormat to outspoken doormat-wielding proctologist.

I can do anything a man can do except get a hard-on--and that's only because I lack the equipment.

God is unchangeable changer, unadjustable adjuster, unmoveable mover, unpredictable predictor, unstoppable stopper, uninvisible visible, and wonderful wonder

To make pleasure pleasant shorten.

You've got two options: Tap or SNAP !!!

It has been said that a rolling stone gathers no moss. I would add that sometimes a rolling stone also gathers no verifiable facts or even the tiniest morsels of journalistic integrity.

Do not fall asleep in your enemy's dream.

Race always comes up in the conversation of Detroit.

If you only ever did the things you don’t want to do, you’d have everything you’ve ever wanted.

Whatever your talent is, don’t be embarrassed by it. For the love of God, embrace it, share it, do what you want with it. It’s amazing, so never hide behind it.

Mere allocation of huge sums of money for quality will not bring quality.

The elevator to success is out of order, but the stairs are always open.