Transform yourself from desperate doormat to outspoken doormat-wielding proctologist.

I can do anything a man can do except get a hard-on--and that's only because I lack the equipment.

Sometimes i wish that I was a man so I could tell haters to 'blow me.

The rhythm of movement is the dance of music.

You can't ever really have enough worth that when you're gone, the spot you left won't close over.

Always keep open the window of your mind to let in love.

There are no defining moments. There are only your moments to define.

Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.

I do get to have my normal childhood. I just love to get together with my friends and family and have a good time.

When we think of the past, we forget the fools and remember the sage. We reverse the process for our own time.

I just told you I wasn't a Satanist

In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

God wants His people well, but it is up to us to make the decision to walk in health.