Sometimes being a dad is like watching a ping-pong match.

I tell my kids, 'I'm your father, not your friend - but I'm also the best friend you're ever going to have because no one is going to care for you the way I care about you.'

As far as my own life goes, I don't buy into the Hollywood scene.

There's no such thing as quality time; there's only quantity time.

I read a lot of true-crime books, but sometimes they can put you in a bad mood.

Being the father of girls is a kind of illness, in its own way - since any guy who has tried to live in a house with a wife and two daughters is, without any doubt, going to go certifiably nuts.

I've been offered 'Celebrity Fit Club', where you have to take off your shirt and get on a scale. I got kids, man. I'm not going to humiliate myself. I'd rather drive a cab.

Kids don't come with an instruction manual. So if you're gonna make mistakes, at least make them your own way.

David is the show. There are other writers, but it's David's vision.

Moms and daughters can negotiate over anything, and they can go on longer than it took to settle the Vietnam War.

I've worked too hard all my life to have my kids control my life.

When at last we have to die it will be time enough to get cold.While we are on fire let us seethe and boil.

We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.

I knew we needed a weapon to break through to the US market, and it had to be something different, something that nobody else was making.

It just seemed to me that the way I played was nice. I could hear it myself.

Morally speaking, we should be concerned for our whole environment.

Boots and shoes are the greatest trouble of my life.

I've had marriage proposals, invitations to military balls and even a few prom offers from 18-year-old boys.

Direct cinema is about simulating a reality in which you're not having the overwhelming influence that you really are having.

I've played a lot in Las Vegas in my life.

They thought I was crazy in Mexico when I said, 'I'm going to Hollywood.' Nobody thought I could make it.