Some people drop their wings in order to grow a hump

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Every scarecrow has a secret ambition to terrorize.

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Impartiality is not neutrality. It is partiality for justice.

Beyond each corner, new directions lie in wait.

In order for you to be yourself, you have to be somebody first.

You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heatwaves.

Every now and then you meet a man whose ignorance is encyclopedic.

The exit is usually where the entrance was.

Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?

Here you can easily understand the futility of ambitions and achievements, futility of success and failures, futility of wealth and possessions.

The Government goes after the little guys, not their own.

One thing everybody in the world wants and needs is friendliness.

My mother was the most creative, fantastic person and would come up with great things for us to do. She'd buy art supplies and all of us would sit around painting. I was lucky.

My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.

If I lose at play, I blaspheme; if my fellow loses, he blasphemes. So, God is always the loser.

I will imagine you Venus tonight and pray, pray, pray to your star like a Heathen.

Ronald Reagan was able to accomplish extraordinary purposes for our country without having to put our military forces into conflict.

My house borders horse farms, and I can look out my window and see the horses and the new colts. It's really peaceful.

The value of art lies in its power to increase our moral force or establish its heightening influence.