Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Art that most inspires are the ones that pay attention to aspects of the subconscious condition that we are too busy to notice.

i am not oxytocin but i will try to become, because I am Live In oxytocin Society

It is the worst oppression, that is done by colour of justice

Magnificent autumn! He comes not like a pilgrim, clad in russet weeds; not like a hermit, clad in gray; but like a warrior with the stain of blood in his brazen mail.

Truthfully, with the Republicans, I don't see that much wrong with them.

We all question our sanity. Everyone has had an experience of loss of control of something.

When thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what they right hand doeth.

I spend most of my time catching up on classic comedy - things you absolutely have to see.

No price is too high to pay to try to make the financial system go on a little bit longer. But ultimately it can't be saved, because of the mathematics that are involved.

The books housed in one's first adult bookshelf are the geological bed of who we wish to become