Some cats are blind and stone deafdeaf some. But ain't no cat wuz ever dumb.

No matter how grouchy you're feeling, You'll find the smile more or less healing. It grows in a wreath All around the front teeth - Thus preserving the face from congealing.

my face I don't mind it, Because I'm behind it-- 'Tis the folks in the front that I jar.

As a beauty I am not a star There are others more handsome by far But my face - I don't mind it For I am behind it. It's the people in front get the jar.

There is always someone to forgive, if not another, than yourself.

I forgot my purse of laughter when I dressed this mornin', " she told me. "Have you not bought anythin' the last few days? Prices have gone up. Pay or starve, it's all one to me.

Everyone likes to be loved

I do not like people touching my underwear. That's just weird! I travel with a washer and dryer, and I like cooking on the bus, too.

I like fishing, I like painting; I like painting fish.

Faith in the atonement and intercession of Christ will keep us steadfast and immovable amid the temptations that press upon us in the church militant.

I think it's the mark of a great player to be confident in tough situations.

I don't even have moderately big breasticles. They just look like - well, nevermind what they look like. At least they stay strapped down when I worm into a sports bra.

I am gentle with myself, knowing that I am doing the best I can with the knowledge and understanding I have

The first requisite of stewardship is to give ourselves to God. Thus, a logical recognition of God's absolute ownership should follow.