So she was considering in her own mind...whether the pleasure of making a daisy-chain would be worth the trouble of getting up & picking the daisies.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

People with positive attitude can see great things even in worse situations. Only cowards give up because the worst happened to them.

Becoming an object of worship is to serve God for what you can get from him

And honestly, given the choice of facing my mother or a vampire, I think I'd always choose the latter.

As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.

Just because we're related doesn't mean we are any good at understanding each other.

No matter how close thought sticks to the actual, it follows its own rules.

I'm a better person now, and not only that - I'm a better man

The idea that all problems either have a solution or can be shown to be pseudo-problems is not one I share.

Nobody ever becomes an expert parent. But I think good parenting is about consistency. Its about being there at big moments, but its also just the consistency of decision making. And its routine.

Praise and blame, good and bad, even heat and cold, must be equally acceptable to us.