So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.

Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.

Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we're all of us looking for the key.

All knowledge is precious whether or not it serves the slightest human use.

History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.

A bookshelf is as particular to its owner as are his or her clothes; a personality is stamped on a library just as a shoe is shaped by the foot.

If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.

The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it's on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.

I saw someone peeing in Jermym Street the other day. I thought, is this the end of civilization as we know it? Or is it simply someone peeing in Jermyn Street?

Above literature?' said the Queen. 'Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity.

Still trying to figure out the dynamics of rights and responsibilities as a woman? How about striking out the word Woman and making it Human.

Forget the past and live the present hour.

Love is... never asking for more than you are prepared to give.

Ethics and religion must not stay at home when we go to work.

You probably have started losing touch with humility when your friends start avoiding you without telling you why.

When man listens, God speaks; when man obeys, God acts; when man prays, God empowers.

He who thinks to save anything by his religion, besides his soul, will be a loser in the end.

Art is about paying attention.

Today's excuses are tomorrow's regrets dressed in disguise.

I worry about the Israeli moral standard, Israeli humanity.