So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast."This is death toast sweety.

Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.

Mr. Asher, you can resist who you are for only so long. Finally, you just decide to go with fate.

But Charlie could imagine, because he was a Beta Male, and imagination was his curse....

Blessed with the Beta Male imagination, he spent much of his life squinting into the future so he might spot ways in which the world was conspiring to kill him...

Life Cuts Like a Knife when You Live it Without Purpose! Make it a Thrive to Finding Yours!

If taxation without consent is not robbery, then any band of robbers have only to declare themselves a government, and all their robberies are legalized.

Because you are alive, everything is possible.

There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco.

I remember the very first suit I bought. It was a three-piece denim suit with bell-bottoms.

She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut, Tut!"

The best people renounce all for one goal, the eternal fame of mortals; but most people stuff themselves like cattle.

Two cats can live as cheaply as one, and their owner has twice as much fun

Dauntless: being brave in the midst of fear.