Slogans are mere wordsuck...

Souls grow on bones but die beneath bankers' hours...

Ignorance and virtue suck on the same straw...

I think your vision gets better as you get older.

The only thing limiting your aspiration is your imagination.

With each stride, I realize I'm not so emotionally overwhelmed anymore. A sense of purpose and fulfillment has replaced my feelings of helplessness.

The arbiter of a demanding wargame rendered the word "mismatch" as "challenge" in his language.

The squid is so cooperative. Its body forms a tube that can be stuffed with marvelous fillings. You don't have to be Greek to enjoy this one.

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune.

With 3 percent of the worlds resources and 25 percent of the worlds demand, it is pretty obvious this country cannot drill its way to energy security.

The frankest and freest and privatest product of the human mind and heart is a love letter.

The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory.

I use a whole lot of half-assed semicolons; there was one of them just now; that was a semicolon after 'semicolons,' and another one after 'now.