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Sherman Alexie Quotes: Since Jesus was human then he most assuredly farted and burped. And if God did create us in God's image then God must fart and burp as well.
         

Since Jesus was human then he most assuredly farted and burped. And if God did create us in God's image then God must fart and burp as well.


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