She surveyed the carnage behind him. "Did you have fun?" He showed her his teeth. "Yes.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes.

False love, desire, and beauty frail, adieu! Dead is the root whence all these fancies grew.

It is good that war is so horrible, or we might grow to like it.

All mankind is now learning that these nuclear weapons can only serve to destroy, never become beneficial.

Be realistic, demand the impossible!

Rick Perry told reporters this week that he has a permit to carry a concealed handgun. He also has a concealed vocabulary, concealed knowledge of the issues, concealed tolerance.

When a small business grows like eBay did, it has a multiplier effect. It creates other small businesses that supply it with intellectual capital, goods and services.

Ah! how annoying that the law doesn't allow a woman to change husbands just as one does shirts.

Death's the discharge of our debt of sorrow.

Im more a fan of my fans than I think they are of me!