She simply stood there and waited for him to show her the next move. And hoped it only involved sword fighting and not seduction.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

There is a road, no simple highway, between the dawn and the dark of night, and if you go, no one may follow, that path is for your steps alone.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

I get it, ' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?'If you like.' said Vimes. 'But we're a bit short staffed here, so if I give you a cigarette would you mind kicking yourself in the teeth?

Dont regret that it just got over, but instead Move on for More!

If the Sun and Moon should ever doubt, they'd immediately go out.

In the movie business, the ones we call Lucky are usually those idiots who are just too damn stubborn to take no for an answer. Come to think of it, the movie business is kind of like life.

To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.

There is something sad about malevolence, to be wicked. I have always tried to make that come across in the villains I have played.

Pchem is the root of all evil.

Work is work if you're paid to do it, and it's a pleasure if you pay to be allowed to do it.

Disharmony is natural in any band.

You are pretty smart. But your body is smarter.